主题：【原创】Kroger Card -- coo

Two drunk guys were lingering in the street at middle night, while arguing who was the drunken one.

One guy shouted loudly, "You are drunken. I'm not drunk at all. Man, several glasses Whiskey mean nothing to me! "

The other answered with laughters. "Yeah right. Every drunken guy says so. Let's do a simple experiment to it." Then he took out a flashlight from his pocket, turned it on, and stood it on the ground on the bottom.

"Mr. Not Drunk, are you able to climb up along this pillar? This is a simple exercise and you can do it when you were five years old."

The first guy raised up his head, squeezed his eyes, looked toward the end of the light beam, shook his head, laughed, and said,

"Oh no, I am not drunk at all. I know what you are gonna do -- when I climb to the middle of that light pillar, what if you bad bloody bastard turn off the button? I am gonna fall on my butt!"