主题：【膜拜】印度表示不需要英国援助，是英国求印度才勉强收下的 -- 李根

英文报道在这里：

India tells Britain: We don't want your aid

Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers tried to terminate Britain’s aid to their booming country last year - but relented after the British begged them to keep taking the money, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

印度财长Pranab Mukherjee：“英国你丫真弱，送了钱还要被掌嘴，我都不稀得说你”

印度财长和其他部长们在去年试图终止英国对他们兴旺国家的援助，但是在英国乞求下印度软化了立场收下了英国的钱……这是怎样惊世骇俗的牛逼啊！！！

DFID has sent more than 1 billion of UK taxpayers’ money to India in the last five years and is planning to spend a further 600 million on Indian aid by 2015.

别看英国现在捉襟见肘，但是给印度派钱还是不含糊的：印度是英国对外援助的最大受援国，英国国际发展部在过去5年里动用纳税人的钱超过10亿英镑给印度，并计划到2015年再送6亿英镑。这当然不是英国脑子有病喜欢白送钱，而是用于对付法国人军售时慷慨回扣的一招——回扣总是买卖成了才能有，英国干脆先塞钱过来，这可谓服务到家了吧？

Last week India rejected the British-built Typhoon jet as preferred candidate for a 6.3 billion warplane deal, despite the Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, saying that Britain’s aid to Delhi was partly “about seeking to sell Typhoon.”

结果印度一边把钱收下，一边说：“这可是你非要给我的，我经济繁荣蒸蒸日上，真TMD看不上这点小钱”，一边买了法国阵风！！！抛弃了英国有份的台风！！！这帮BZYD，收了钱还要装13，还要当众扇恩公的脸！！！

“We do not require the aid,” he said, according to the official transcript of the session. “It is a peanut in our total development exercises [expenditure].” He said the Indian government wanted to “voluntarily” give it up.

Mr Mitchell last night defended British aid, saying: “Our completely revamped programme is in India’s and Britain’s national interest and is a small part of a much wider relationship between our two countries.

“We are changing our approach in India. We will target aid at three of India’s poorest states, rather than central Government.

“We will invest more in the private sector, with our programme having some of the characteristics of a sovereign wealth fund. We will not be in India forever, but now is not the time to quit.”

DFID declined to comment on why it had asked the Indian government to continue with a programme it wanted to end.

面对当众打脸，英国人学习台湾同胞的硬拗精神死撑：

“送钱是符合英印两国国家利益的，这在我们的广泛深入的基情中只是一小部分。”

“今后送钱要讲究方式方法，我们准备直接送到最穷的三个印度基友邦那里去，印中央基友团就免了。”

“我们将把钱注入私有经济中去，让项目带上猪圈财富基金的特点。跟印度不能永远搅基搅下去，但现在还不是拔的时候。”

英国国际发展部没有解释为啥印度方面表示今后不用上门搅基了，但英国仍然坚持要搅下去。