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《纽约客》消息，国务卿克里周二宣布，关闭普京的Netflix帐户，立即生效,直至普京宣布取消吞并克里米亚,否则他再也看不到纸牌屋和女子监狱了。
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.
Note: This is just a satire not really news (种植园土)
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