主题：来了美国才知道。。。 -- 渔儿漂漂

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much more tastier than burgers and pizzas;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs from time to time;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have to smell like piss;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and getting treated by ER does not bankrupt you;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are not happy with your medical treatment, you can knock the doctors and/or nursers out of consciousness and get away with that;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it only takes one month salary to get a full denture install;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that trains can travel as fast as planes;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do have buildings constructed a thousand years ago;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there could be so many different choices of clothes for online shopping;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if government officials don't do their jobs, they do really get fired;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it does not take 30 years to build a tunnel and it does not have to leak. (the big dig, anyone?)

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that when disasters happen, earthquakes, floods, etc., the army are coming and actually to the rescue;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that school kids don't have to press their hands on the chest and sing to the national flag;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that someone can curse their own nation for everything and do it with self-righteousness;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the so-called public intellectuals are a bunch of idiots who don't know shit, yet they are public welcomed;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do exist the bunch of people that actually believe that the US is the paradise and the hope of human race;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are ethnically minority, and you blow things up or hurt people with machete, you usually will likely be pardoned;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that racial discrimination can be defined as against one's own race;

Only after coming to China, did I get to know that a redneck like me can one day be treated as elite;