主题：【原创】童言无忌之We are married -- 不悱不发

小朋友回国上幼儿园已经半年多了，趁放寒假，回美国幼儿园故地重游1个月。以下情节，俺一直以为只发生在别人的故事中。

阿姨接送幼儿园，回来反映，小朋友人缘好，每天一去，一堆男孩女孩喊着名字上来。

“今天早晨追着跟你说话的男孩叫啥？”阿姨问。

"Oliver." "Oh, today, Oliver said to me, we are married."

"What?! What did you say then?" 啊？我家娃也有这种趣闻？

"I said, yes, we are married."

"Do you know what does marry mean?"

"No."

"Then why do you say that?"

"Because Oliver said that."

"No, he shouldn't say that. He doesn't know what marry mean."

"Yes, he does... Oh well, never mind." 欢快地跟弟弟玩去了。

故事中的情节发生在俺身上，俺感觉很淡定。孩儿啊，咱能一直这么大条吗？