主题：可爱的中国 -- 蓝鸟

12年前Dubya和JFK对战的时候有这么一个毁童年的历史虚无主义的版本：

Bush:

This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener

I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster

This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:

This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass

I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true, I won it thrice

This land will surely vote for me

Bush:

You have more waffles than a house of pancakes

You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks

You're a U.N. pussy,and yes its true that I kick ass

This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:

You can't say "nuclear", that really scares me

Sometimes a brain can... come in quite handy

But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts

This land will surely vote for me

Bush:

You're a liberal sissy

Kerry:

You're a right wing nut job

Bush:

Youre a pink coat comey

Kerry:

You're as dumb as a doorknob

Bush:

(HEY) You got that Botox

Kerry:

But I still won three purple hearts

Both:

This land will surely vote for me

Indian: (talking)

This land was my land, too...

People:

But now its our land

Schwarzenegger:

From California

Clinton:

To the New York Is... ... ... (Hilary slaps Bill)... hey what'd I do??

Kerry:

From the liberal weiners

Bush:

To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry:

This land belongs

Bush:

This land belongs

Both:

This land belongs to you and me

Bush:

(YEAH) oh, and Dick Cheney too!

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