主题：最近看到的笑话之八 -- 钛豌豆

我们：“都吃多了，减肥呢！”

毛主席：“资本家还存在吗？”

我们：“生意都做到外国去了！”

毛主席：“钢产量超英赶美了吗？”

我们：“唐山市的产量都超过美国了。”

毛主席：“跟苏修的论战赢了吗？”

我们：“他们自己解体了！”

毛主席：“帝国主义打倒了吗？”

我们：“我们自己就是了！”

毛主席：“那台湾呢?"

我们：“前天停电了！”

毛主席：“那我的文革呐？”

我们：“闹到美国去了！”

The cultural revolution was so terrible for the Chinese, American liberals decided to repeat the disaster here.

文革对中国人来说很可怕，美国的自由主义决定在这里重蹈覆辙

Yep. Planing to do a Civil War tour before all the monuments are gone.

是的。我打算在他们把遗迹拆完之前做个内战旅行

Sounds great. I sure do love remembering wars fought to oppress people. Makes me feel very white.

听起来不错哦。我真是很喜欢去记住用来压迫人民的战争。这让我感觉我更白了

I try to understand Democrats when I look at these monuments. No wonder they want to erase their history fighting on the wrong side.

I'm not even going to bother trying to argue with the statement that this will erase history because it has been thoroughly refuted already

I will say though, you agree slavery and oppression is bad? That's good! We have some common ground.

I love Chinese humor. Almost as savage as American humor, thats in China now!

我喜欢中国人的幽默，几乎和美国人的幽默一样野蛮，这就是中国

There are a lot more

哪里野蛮多了

Funny, and seemingly true

有趣的，看起来也是真的

A chinese political joke! how rare find! And is actually funny also!

一个来自中国的政治方面的笑话!很难发现！而且真的很有趣！

actually there never lacks chinese political jokes... most of them just hardly survive long under the gov's internet censorship

事实是那里永远不缺中国的政治方面的笑话。。只不过大多数笑话很难通过gov审查

...both resort to all kinds of name calling to simplify humanity, both try to control the market, both are full of hypocrites at the top

。。。这两个国家都在用各种名义来诉诸简化人性，都想控制市场，都有伪君子在上层。

funny but sadly it becomes the truth

有趣但它将变成事实

Culture revolution, Trump version

文革，川普版

If the Cultural Revolution taught us anything, it's to thank God for the 2nd Amendment and not to cower before the motherfuckers.

CCP is the richest party in the world,they lying to 1.4 billions people

ccp是世界上做富有的，他们对14亿人撒谎

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