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主题：【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（－） -- landlord
一位工程师某天正过路呢，突然被一个青蛙叫住了：“你要是吻我一下，我会变为一个美丽的公主。”
工程师弯下腰。。。把青蛙捡起来。。。揣口袋里了。
青蛙又说了：“你要是把我吻回公主的模样，我就陪你一个礼拜。”
工程师把青蛙拿出来。。。对它笑了笑。。。揣回口袋里了。
青蛙抓狂了：“您要是把我吻回公主的模样，我就陪你并且您可以为所欲为。”
工程师又把青蛙拿出来。。。对它笑了笑。。。然后再次揣回口袋里了。
青蛙无计可施了：“大哥。您搞啥子飞机啊？我都告您了我是个千娇百媚的公主，愿意配您过一礼拜，甚至让您为所欲为了。您咋还不吻我啊？”
工程师说话了：“俺是工程师啊！俺哪有时间陪女朋友啊？！一个会说话的青蛙？哇，那可太牛x了。”
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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😄三最象工程师 1 马鹿 字3 2005-07-21 17:51:14
八是科学家。可以想象他面对会变形的青蛙满眼放光的样子 电子狼 字17 2005-07-29 10:12:30
😜谢了。俺也觉得3好。俺们就是那么的理性！ 1 landlord 字0 2005-07-21 17:54:37
😄【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（八）
😄【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（七） 7 landlord 字301 2005-07-21 16:28:42
😄【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（六） 8 landlord 字688 2005-07-21 16:23:33
😄这个。。。太毛了吧？ 小雨 字27 2005-08-01 20:41:54
😄【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师（五） 7 landlord 字504 2005-07-21 16:15:53