主题：随笔：那些洋教授和他们的历史课 （更新中） -- 五藤高庆

清帝退位条文

1. The title of Qing Emperor remains and will be treated as a foreign monarch by the Republic Government.

2. The Republic will allocate 4,000,000 Yuan each year for royal expenses.

3. The emperor will remain in the Forbidden City. Will transfer to Yiheyuan in the future.

4. Royal temple and tombs will be guarded and taken care of.

5. The expenses of Guangxu's tomb will be disbursed by the Republic.

6. Royal employees will remain in the Forbidden City with the exception of eunuchs.

7. Private property of the royal family will be protected by the Republic.

8. Royal forces will be re-organized into the land force of the Republic.

Other than the perquisites conditions for Qing Emperor's abdication, there were seven regulations on the treatment of the royal family and Mongol tribes

清朝灭亡了，而孙中山也履行了承诺，把位子让给袁世凯。这里是他的话

宣传画（啥时候咱们安排一个李根大总统上去？）

“I will agree to resign the office of President in your favor. But the Republican Government cannot be organized by any authority conferred by the Qing Emperor. The exercise of such pretentious power will surely lead to serious trouble…The abdication of the Qing Emperor and the union of the North and South are largely due to the great exertions of Mr. Yuan. Moreover, he has declared his unconditional adhesion to the national cause. Should he be elected to serve the Republic, he would surely prove himself a most loyal servant of the state.” – Sun Yat-sen, 1911

这时候是1912年，中华民国成立了。袁世凯为民国第一任临时大囧统。

（另一幅宣传画，上面的标语有人读成共和万岁，有人读成共和万税。结果后来两个都成真了。）

接下来孙中山开始改造他的组织，将其改为国民党（KMT）。这个时候他的一个叫宋教仁的副手浮现出来。宋教仁决心组织国民党参加第一次大选，使其成为一个有力的政治力量。但是袁世凯并不喜欢这样。第一次大选以一滩混乱告终，袁世凯要包办议员席位，宋教仁当然不干，于是袁世凯派人把他在上海火车站暗杀了。于是乎国民党和袁世凯翻脸，袁世凯开始镇压国民党。

宋教仁遇刺

镇压了国民党之后的袁世凯面临着中国的前景问题。于是他求教一个美国约翰霍普金斯大学的政治系教授，问他该怎么办。这个教授一番推导之后说你必须成立一个帝国，一个王朝。因为这才是中国需要的。于是袁世凯就自立为帝了。成立一个中华帝国，自称洪宪皇帝。但是袁世凯的称帝最后变成了一场闹剧，这个帝国只持续了一年不到就玩完了。袁世凯也成了中国历史上的一个笑柄。

窃国大盗袁世凯继帝位

袁世凯死后中国再次陷入了混乱时期，这个时期被称为军阀时期（The Warlord Era）。各地拥兵自重的军阀各占地盘，相互发动战争。导致生灵涂炭。这些军阀里面有的只是单纯为了私欲和下半身幸福的，例如264阅读材料里面那个狗肉将军张宗昌。有的确实想统一中国。有的则什么乱七八糟都有，比如这个山西军阀阎锡山，就曾经要在他的地盘里提倡这样一种精神

We must combine the best of militarism, nationalism, anarchism, democracy, capitalism, communism, individualism, imperialism, universalism, paternalism and utopianism.”

（谁知道阎老西这个极度牛逼的话的原文是啥？）

谁知道这到底是什么玩意儿？没人知道。所以中国人发现他们要开始寻求新的解答。而这个解答我们将在下星期讲，呼，真不敢相信我居然讲完了，下课。

军阀混战，生灵涂炭