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  • 家园 【宝宝讲笑话】理想

    A teacher related to his teenage time when his mother was asking about what he wanted to be when he grow up.

    He thought for a while and said,” I want to be a stand-up comedian when I grow up.” But his mother said he can’t be as his jokes are so lame that he had to be a sit-down comedian.

    So, he said he wanted to be a teacher. Still, his mother said he can’t be a teacher as he has cross-eyes and will not be able to control his pupils.

    Then he said he want to be a doctor, but his mother still said no as he has no patience.

    So he reconsidered and said he wanted to be a banker. To this, his mother still said no. When he asked his mother why, his mother said,” You will lose interest.”

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