主题：暴笑的签证经历 (转载) -- dafemren

8.8 bj cs 自费 1000 惊险pass

今天第一次进入大厅，感觉像一个大大的厕所……大家都在排队等着去窗口方便……

经过一些列手续我站在大胡子叔叔面签了，当时心里就慌了，啥也想不起来了。

me:good afternoon

vo:noon……

vo:why you want to get master degree？

me:it's very important in china.

vo:why

me:???……It's very important to me.

vo:why

me:master degree is very useful in china!

vo:why

me:汗……感觉已经死了，破釜沉舟转移话题

me:I want set up a lab of my own in china after greduating.

vo:what lab?

me:I will study 3d Imaging technology in CCNY and will run a lab in china to

provide this technology for our country sports meeting and Chinese Football

league.

vo:笑，点了点头,who will support you to run the lab?

me:my father and my mother's sister.they are rich.

vo:what's ur father do?

me:he ever was a very successful bussnissman,my family have a car 12 years ago

.出示照片

vo:what did ur father sell?

me:car.

vo what car?

me:#@$#$%,small car……

vo:what small car?

me:$#@@% 突然脑子里冒出桑塔纳的尾巴上的字于是说：volksvegen.

vo:ok,any others?

me：·#￥然后说了一个truck,当时也没想明白truck是卡车还是拖拉机

vo:how about your father's salary?

me:xxxx rmb

vo:ur mather?

me:xxxx rmb

vo urs?

me:xxxx rmb

vo:u have worked?

me:yes for a year.送简历，并且说 i have studied computer for 16 years

vo:how old r u?

me:24

vo惊讶的哇了一声然后打字

vo:how many people do your father's company have?

me:more than 10000

vo:惊讶的哇了一声

me:he is in another lighting company,because he has enough money,that job is

too tired.so he change his job to enjoy his life.

vo:i want to see ur bank certificate.

vo:whose money?

me mine.

vo:nonono,your name but who give you?

me:my father.

vo:笑.i think you will spend all ur family's money this trip

me:oh~no~these account use my name,my father has more account but he don't

want you know.he ever was a very successful busnessman.....

vo:满意点头

vo:how mant school you apply?

me:2 schools

vo:another school's name?

me Fordham university.

vo: did they give you offer?

me:i haven't received it.

最精彩的要出现了

vo:why do you want to be New york?

me:1 this school has an outstanding CS

2 tuition and living expenses is cheep.

3.New York is the safest city in USA

vo狂笑：who tell you this?

me : i got the information from internet

vo:oh~~~haha,good luck boy.i think you must take care of urself in new york.

you can go.bye

me:bye