主题：不理解，这个笑话中Bob老婆是什莫意思 -- newyork

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

(意思是Bob老婆胖，有200磅)

但我不理解，这个笑话中，他老婆是什莫意思，她的礼物是什莫？

难道她要的不是加速性能良好的跑车么？

0－200，6second， driveway...

加速很快，要一脚踩下去能在6秒内从0到200。

她得到一台体重计，凭她的体重，一脚踩下去指针肯定能在6秒内从0到200。

6秒内从0加速到200的好车

6秒内从0跳到200的好称