主题：【文摘】几个股市笑话 -- 青岚

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the

building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now

being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,

if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.

Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even

thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno