主题：【原创】Chinglish -- 坐家

近日得书一册大名《CHINGLISH》。内容任某笑声连连。不敢专美，拣几张精品与众河友共乐。

猫空闲 = Cats got nothing to do Cafe

残障坡道 = Cripple's Lane

NOSE UP

In order to make your little nose clearer, more beautiful and full of happiness, this product is necessary for your nose!

文明方便 清新自然 = You can enjoy the fresh air after finishing a civilized urinating

让我们做鸟类的朋友 = Let's do the birds friend

紧急出口 = Exit for Importance

水深危险 请勿下水游玩 = Take care to deep water, not to take water please.

拿铁咖啡 = Coffee with iron

乡村食斋 = Eat the Room in (t)he Village

抗菌宾馆 = Resist Bacteria Hotel

本公厕为免冲式 请您便后离开即可 = This WC is free of washing, Please leave off after pissing or shitting

观赏水景 请勿戏水 ＝ Appreciate a water view, please not drama water

to be continued

土憋抗铁牛

应该都是从www.engrish.com那个网站拿过来的。

路滑、请小心 = Look out polished road

洗手间 = Genitl Emen

有爱就有一切 ＝ Love in All in

请当面点清钱物 = Please count on the spot the money thing

老年服装专柜 ＝ Monopoly Wrinkly Old Folks Clothing

请勿向池中投物 ＝ Do not vote in the pool

男士止步 ＝ Male Do Not

环保厕所由此向前 ＝ The environmental protection lacatory, therefore go

涉外饭店 ＝ Authorization to the entitlement of accommodating Aliens

可回收 ＝ May Reclaim

不可回收 ＝ No May Reclaim

什锦牛排 ＝ Cocktail steak

法式鹅肝配极品牛柳 ＝ Need for couples with French daily

俄式怕尼尼牛扒配咸肉汁 ＝ Russian type

afraid of someone with a whistle gravy

西汤 ＝ soup West

餐包 ＝ meal packages

And my all time favorite:

[SIZE=3]给他点颜色看看 ＝ Give him some color see see[/SIZE]

完

这句不错 请勿向池中投物 Do not vote in the pool （改成 into ?）

我喜欢

让我们做鸟类的朋友 = Let's do the birds friend.

似乎,空闲的繁体字,就是那个样子的?

不清楚,猜的