主题：关于最近的一些笑话及其翻译 -- 月饼

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甲：听说萨科奇不想出席北京奥运会？

乙：因为他害怕他布吕尼趁他不在又去拍裸照。

甲：听说默克尔也要抵制北京奥运会？

乙：因为她拍裸照没人看。

甲：听说加拿大总理也不出席北京奥运会？

乙：因为他不想坐在第二排。

甲：听说波兰总理也在抵制北京奥运会？

乙：波兰？波兰是什么东东？

A: I was told that Nicolas Sarkozy don't wanna attend the opening ceremony of Beijing Olympics?

B: 'Cause he is worrying about his wife would taking nude pictures while he's away.

A: It was said that Angela Merkel will boycott the Olympic Game too?

B: 'Cause she is worrying about nobody wanna watch her nude pictures.

A: And Harper is not going either?

B: 'Cause he don't wanna sit in the second row.

A: And the prime minister of Poland is protesing Beijing Olympics.

B: What the HELL is a "Poland"?

甲：藏独分子为什么攻击残疾人？

乙：因为他们打不过身体健全的人。

A: Why are the pro-Tibet guy attacking a disabled girl?

B: For their own good, of course they can not attack a tall and bulky fellow.

甲：达赖说他不喜欢流血。

乙：所以他们改用火烧人了。

A: Dalai Lama says he doesn't like see people bleeding.

B: That's why they had people burned.

甲：巴黎支持全世界的人权！

乙：当然不包括中国人尤其是中国残疾女孩的。

A: Paris City of Human Rights!

B: Except for Chinese...Especially Chinese Disabled Girl.

甲：达赖提倡的非暴力不合作是什么意思？

乙：就是除非对他们施加暴力，否则他们就不会合作。

A: What exactly "non-violent, non-cooperate" allegedly to Dalai Lama means?

B: That is to say, they will not cooperate untill they're treated violently.

甲：听说奥运会有让世界人民停止纷争，共同休战的功能？

乙：是啊，因为奥运会召开以后大家的攻击目标就都变成奥运会本身了。

A: They said Olympics can make people stop disputes and wars?

B: Yeah, they will all accuse the Olympics by then.

在巴黎大街上：

女：这些西藏人为什么要闹事？

母：因为中国人占领了他们的国家50年。

女：那为什么科西嘉人不闹事？

母：因为我们占领了他们的国家200年。

女：为什么北爱尔兰人不闹事？

母：因为闹事的都已经绝食死了。

In Paris streests:

Daughter: Why are these Tibetian protesting?

Mom: Because Chinese occupied their state 50 years ago.

Daughter: Why don't those Corsica protest us?

Mom: Because we occupied their state 200 years ago.

Daughter: Why don't those Irish protest U.K.?

Mom: Because the protesters were all starved to death while they were making a hunger strike.